her: anybody seen my better half? (desperate)
me: i saw it! (kind)
me: it went that way!
her: where? (anxious)
her: what way?
me: look, look! there, there!
her: can't see it! (dissapointed)
her: she's hiding ... fucking bitchy half on mine
me: i can see that! (laughin')
her: kill the bitch (furios)
her: i want it no more
me: you evil! (ironic)
me: if i will find it, i will trade her (jewish)
me: althoug nobody is interested in better halfs
me: "hello! would you like to buy my friend's better half?
me: "i sell human spare parts! fresh better halfs now in store! (happy)

we end our radio live theatre with the inquiry of the day
"who wants a big black sock"?

for hints,
surf to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it68iNcB2YA